MS Word and your broken footnote facility, we meet again. If only software could feel pain, vengeance would be mine! #

5.5. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that, in the 60s, being a mutant was less scandalous than being a person of color. Wow. #

5. If this is a series that's intended to be about prejudice (the X-men), why are there no black people in it? #

4? These characters all just need to get laid. Seriously. #

If I could harm the character of cyclops by punching my beautiful new 24' screen, I would! #

2. I am thankful that "swingin'" is no longer in popular usage. #

1. Writers, if you have your characters say "this is the worst danger we've ever faced" every issue, it starts to lose its potency. #

Responses to reading Silver Age comics [part of an on going series]: #

@austonianb what are are you, the naked chef!? #

Waiting for my first (and only) lobster roll of the year. I'm number 42! #

My next text message to Tyler will simply read: "I owe you $0.50." #

For this reason I am glad never give Starbucks my custom. #

In the future robo waiters at Starbucks will rsync their memories so that you can continue conversations across cities. #