Books, Etc. on Exchange St. in Portland--the store that introduced me to Nicholson Baker--just closed down. Bummer. #

@kenotype do they shoot flowers or butterflies? #

The subconscious knowledge that I am a wannabe in nearly all aspects of my life just bubbled up to the level of conscious awareness. #

Elin reached a developemental milestone where she blames her flatulence on others. I bet psychologists have a name for this stage. #

@GCDSpa: But they're so cute! #

@GCDSpa: With so many great local farms producing healthy, happy pigs, I'm always happy to cook it. #

@kenotype : By a gay pron star no less. #

@kenotype: Yeah, the flesh welder was a bit soul crushing. At least you didn't actually use it! #

Woah, way too many tabs open in firefox. I have a tab addiction. Remember when there was a soda named Tab? Ugh. #

@kenotype Plaid pants rock. #

Golf Digest, which litters the office's mensroom, had a headline for "Hot New Balls." I've never been happier that I don't golf. #

Little Lad's for lunch today. Open air bike shop on Congress St. and fiddle players walking about, fiddling. Springtime. #

@GCDSpa That just put a really amusing image in my head. #

I just had a great cookie. #

Raw food eating vegans smoking; seems odd is all. #

Gah, I just overheard someone use "irregardless." Cringe. #

Under Maine's sales tax law, Guides providing meals "in the wild" have to collect sales tax on foraged mushrooms but not the deer they take. #

Proxy servers != offense level points under the federal sentencing guideline for a little while longer. So proxy away you criminals. #

Dear Portland Press Herald, "e-mails" is not a word. #

@kenotype: So true! But then the guilt... #

Personal observation 3895: One may fight fire with fire, but fighting tantrums with tantrums is ineffectual. #

Extinct animals I wish were extant animals, Part I: Smilodon populator, Hallucinogenia, Hatzegopteryx. #