Thankfully, that snow globe factoid is a complete fabrication. #

I am given to understand that snow-globe enthusiasts drain the water from their globes in order to preserve them. Wtf!? #

"Nobody's perfect" is the least of consolations. #

"Just this once" is the death knell of any enterprise dependent upon willpower. #

Most legal problems do not age well. #

[Elin:] A unicorn is like a horse with a big big horn and STEAM comes out of it! [Cool!] #

[Elin on the subject of seagulls:] They sleep in the clouds. [Me: What do the clouds feel like?] Kitty fur. #

[Elin, waving magic wand:] Bang, your boobs are now sparkly, mom! #

[Elin, waving magic wand:] Bang, your pumpkin turned into your crotch! #

Realization #1,034: By the time one notices that something is wrong, that condition will almost certainly get worse before it gets better. #

@CalebXanadu Corollary: utilities that make it possible to do many things very quickly are of no use if they help you do them incorrectly. #

My attention span for self-improvement is exactly _three_ months. (Spell checking was provided by gnefspell). #

vimirgin: one who has never used vim (and my googlewhack of the night). #

Creating the todo list, it turns out, is the lesser part of productivity. #

My attention span for self-improvement is exactly thee months long. #

Belated realization # 1252: I'm only just now cluing in to how critical net neutrality is to our supposedly free society. #

I think I'm turning curmudgeon. #

Indication #78 that Elin's mind is working properly: "... and then the bats turn into fireworks!" #

Realization #613: I spend too much rushing to relax. #