Did I mention that popcorn is evil? #
I don't know what to think about people who do good things for bad reasons. #
Popcorn is evil. #
Blood Car, an "a near-future tale about peak oil and bloodthirsty vegans" [via io9].
[Busker on the street in Portland, ME:] When I burp I think of my dead enemies. Yeah Yeah! Harley Davidson sleeves! Yeah YEAH! #
Bradbury Mountain Raptor Research Project
Bradbury "Mountain"
(Rated: +4, Great) The Real Dirt on Farmer John is one of the most emotionally engaging, socially and personally relevant, interesting and all around best movies I’ve seen in a long time. See Angelic Organics’ site for more.
Pet Peeve #39: Debian developers squabbling with each other on planet.debian.org. #
Pet Peeve #36: Bloggers or podcasters that apologize for not blogging or podcasting enough. #
George Bush rendered in anuses by Jonathan Yeo
Tylerism #246: "Any activity that Richard Simmons can do better than Arnold Schwarzeneggar is for pussies." #
Darwin on My Mind: "Running fast in a herd while being as dumb as shit, I think, is a very good adaptation for survival." [via Paryngula.]
« Evolution is a major thread in the larger tapestry that I like to call…REALITY! »
—Lewis Black
There is a corporation in Maine named "Nipple Apex Homes." That makes me laugh. http://tinyurl.com/6j58qx #
Lies I've told my 3 year old recently [via MeFi]. I should compile my list too.
« Mermaids don’t eat. They live in the ocean. They eat magically! »
—Elin on the ecology of mermaids.
AIM
- mazirian: Right, I am talking prospectively though.
- eclipsic: well, prospectively, I am a millionaire, I just haven’t quite won the lottery yet.
- eclipsic: So, prospectively, making mortgage payments would be no problem for me.
- eclipsic: Hey, prospectively, I’m a bit happier!
- mazirian: Glad I could make your prospective day.
- mazirian: May I prospectively borrow some cash from you?
- eclipsic: Absolutely! Prospectively, you can have enough to buy your house. So, hey, now you don’t have any prospective problems with your mortgage!
- eclipsic: Glad I could solve your prospective financial crisis.
- mazirian: Thanks, you should be an economist.
- eclipsic: I think that is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Advice just given to me: always know where your water comes from, where your garbage is sent, and to where your toilet flushes. #
Advice give to me: Always know where your water comes from, where your garbage is sent, and to where your toilet flushes. #
Oh textile, your markup vexes me today. I am pretty much vexed damn you. #
« They will just culinarily crap their pants… »
—The strange bird like man on Top Chef, Season Four
There are few things more wearisome than a turkey sandwich. #
Usage of "vel non" almost always implies pretentiousness. #
Procrastination is an art form. #
@CalebXanadu: Or the person behind you holding the leash. #
